Welcome to Proudington

Dearest readers,

Welcome, one and all, to Proudington, the most fabulously fictional gay swimming club in the world! A place where goggles meet glamour, and lycra meets laughter. Located in London - the unofficial capital of camp— we follow the misadventures of a merry band of mergays (gay mermaids, if you will), as they dive into the choppy waters of friendship, fitness, and frivolity.

Now, before you ask, yes, all characters in this delightful tale are completely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is a pure and unadulterated coincidence. If, by chance, you find yourself thinking, “Goodness, that sounds just like me!” I implore you to take a moment, look deep into the nearest mirror, and remind yourself that not everything is about you, darling. Let’s put a pause on the diva routine; there are only so many sequins to go around.

In the world of Proudington, you will meet a charming ensemble cast, each with their own quirks, charms, and sometimes questionable choices in swimwear. There’s Juan, who never met a neon-pink swimming trunk he didn’t like; Marián, who is as dramatic in the water as he is out of it; and Rooney, who proves that one can gossip at 60 strokes per minute without taking a breath. And let’s not forget John, our grizzled head coach with a Northumbrian accent so thick it could double as a flotation device. Together, they navigate life, love, and the occasional butterfly stroke that looks more like a drowning octopus.

But why, you ask, should you concern yourself with the trials and tribulations of a fictional gay swimming club? Well, the world is a vast and often perplexing place, and sometimes we all need a bit of light-hearted absurdity to float us through the day. Whether it’s watching our dear Samuel dreamily navigate the showers or seeing Tiago try (and fail) to give unsolicited swimming advice to a coach who has seen it all, Proudington offers a refreshing plunge into a world that’s equal parts humorous and heartwarming.

However, dear reader, creating such a gloriously camp masterpiece is not without its challenges. This project thrives only on the generosity of its fabulous audience—you! If you find yourself chuckling, chortling, or perhaps even snorting in the most unladylike manner whilst reading our little saga, consider supporting us with your donations. Think of it as contributing to a pool party fund that never ends. Remember, every penny helps keep the glitter in the water, the speedos tightly fitted, and the stories ever flowing.

So, whether you’re a seasoned swimmer or more of a poolside sunbather, we invite you to dive into the world of Proudington. Grab your goggles, adjust your cap, and remember: no matter where you are on life’s lane, you’ll always have a place here in the club. Let’s make a splash together!

With all the camp love and a hint of chlorine,

Truly Yours, Proudington 🏳️‍🌈